Thursday, November 30, 2017

                 !!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!
     We have been gone for almost a month but we're back!  Due to Kyle's job being shut down for some time due to a tornado almost destroying the place that sends us supplies to operate and our audio hosting site having technical problems for the last week (Kyle suspects they are all drunk over at talkshoe.com)  we wanted to know that we are are still very much alive.  But for the time being you can stream or download the show from our site, but, they won't be on Stitcher until the alcoholics over at talkshoe put down the bottle and get that intervention that they so very much need.  So untill that happens enjoy the 4 new episodes... cause we got god damn RONDO AWARDS to lose over here at bloodbaths and boomsticks central!

Thanks for listening and writing in and we will continuing to listen.  were gonna be around for a long time.


Kyle
EPISODE 250

    
     This week we are celebrating thanksgiving like all the other american dullards are.... by celebrating Christmas a month early instead!  So we bring to you 2 Christmas fright flicks to  binge upon way earlier than you should.  First being this years BETTER WATCH OUT.  and the second being the remake to Bob Clarks all time classic in BLACK X-MAS 2006 cause Kyle says it's awesome and everybody is wrong about it (just like  THUNDERDOME)!  We also do the normal rotation of what we watched in the last week, answer your listener questions, and get to some movie related news (Spoiler Alert, people get touched in the naughty bits).  So download this episode or that crazy grandpa from Silent Night Deadly Night will punish you!

(NOTE: episode 247, 248, 249, and 250 wont be streamable from our site nor on stitcher for the time being due to our audio hosting site being all jacked up.)

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EPISODE 249

     
This week we ask whe question... "WHATS IN THE BOX???" as we review 3 movies about weird mystery boxes in them (we're really kinda running out of theme ideas here).  The first being this years movie that asks the question what if the final destination series fucked the wishmaster series in WISH UPON.  Then we talk about a Jewish demon possession flick in THE POSSESSION.  And finally Kyle was dragged to the theater to see the latest in the saw series in JIGSAW.  Also we do the normal ramblings of news, listener questions and perusing the recent weeks viewing habits.  So download this show or Jigsaw will return from the dead for the 127th time

(NOTE: episode 247, 248, 249, and 250 wont be streamable from our site nor on stitcher for the time being due to our audio hosting site being all jacked up.)

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EPISODE 248


     
This week we are back with 2 more pieces of weirdo cinema.  The first being the cornerstone in a pretty decent franchise starring one of our favorite duded Andrew Divoff in WISHMASTER.  The second is a  strange trip of a flick directed by genre stalwart Jeff Lieberman in BLUE SUNSHINE.  Also we review the week that was, and answer your listener questions.  So download this or else your hair will fall out because of that time you dabbled in LSD in high school. 

 (NOTE: episode 247, 248, 249, and 250 wont be streamable from our site nor on stitcher for the time being due to our audio hosting site being all jacked up.)

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EPISODE 247

    
 This week we are dropping 4 new episodes due to our audio hosting site screwing up, and Kyle's job has been destroyed for the time being by a tornado.  But that won't stop us as we bring you and episode in which we talk about the return of a beloved horror series in CULT OF CHUCKY.  Aind the latest in the found footage horror in THE MONSTER PROJECT.  Also we read your questions and peruse the week that was.

(NOTE: episode 247, 248, 249, and 250 wont be streamable from our site nor on stitcher for the time being due to our audio hosting site being all jacked up.)

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Thursday, October 26, 2017

EPISODE 246


     
     This week Tim returns from our favorite place on planet Earth CINEMA WASTELAND with tales of insanity, drinking, and French Canadian Spookies.  We also talk about a 5 star American classic FIRST BLOOD.  And Tim visits one of those 8 films to die for in NIGHTMARE MAN.  We also have all the other fine ramblings that has brought us ZERO RONDO AWARDS!!!!!


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EPISODE 245

     This week we have GARY HILL tagging along and talking about KINGSMEN 2:  THE GOLDEN CIRCLE.  Tim talks about a classic slasher starring one of our dudes Peter Spellos in Sorority house massacre 2.  And Kyle talks about one of the most discussed flicks in history in BLADE RUNNER.  we also talk our weekly rundown of what we watched,  How Tim got fired from a podcast, and we answer all your crazy questions.  So download this show to give us more life, FUCKER!!!

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EPISODE 244


     
     This week we welcome ADDISON BINEK of TROMASTERPIECE THEATER and MOVIES TO WATCH ON A RIANY SUNDAY on YOUTUBE on the show to talk about seemingly everyone's new horror jam IT. Tim talks about a coming of age werewolf flick GINGER SNAPS.  And KYLE talks Satan, apartments, and the gates of hell in THE SENTINEL. 


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Friday, September 15, 2017

EPISODE 243


     This week Kyle finds an amazing Italian movie that he deems to be just as good as his beloved SPOOKIES in GRAVEYARD DISTURBANCE.  Will Tim agree.  or will it cause a rift in time and space forcing us to shut down the show in order to save the fabric of the universe from being torn asunder.  Probably not. But the flick is that damn awesome (despite what Tim might think)  Also, Tim talks about a Lance Hendricksen flick called IN THE SPIDERS WEB.  So listen to this show and learn the many ways in which to destroy the grim reaper, cause apparently he's a giant pussy.


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Monday, September 4, 2017

EPISODE 242


     This week we have our annual GAME OF THRONES: SEASON & RECAP show.  Wit the usual guest T-SHIRT JOE.  And also MOE PORNE from the NO BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast.  We have our thoughts on the fate of the iron throne,  who dies... who should have dies... and how we think all this mess is gonna end up.  So enjoy the show because "The night is long and full of terrors".


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EPISODE 241


     

on this episode we travel to 1987 (because it was the best year for movies of all time) to talk about 2 absolute staples of the genre.  First we got HELLO MARY LOU:  PROM NIGHT 2.  The we check in on David Bowie's zombie and his possessed television set in THE VIDEO DEAD.  Also,  we have witty banter with our questions from our fans and talk about all the movies we watched in the weeks past.

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EPISODE 240


     This wee Tim and Kyle return to talk about a Fred Olen Ray joint in THE EVIL SPAWN.  And we got a well loved flick from the best year for movie ever 1987 in THE HIDDEN.  Also we have the usual nonsense of question answering and recounting of the weeks film watching activities.  I assure you it's great.


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EPISODE 239


     This week we check in on two dudes from the old times.  First we have Vincent Price in HOUSE OF WAX in 3D.  The we cover FRANKIE AVALON in HAUNTED HOUSE OF HORRORS. Also we answer all your questions over Facebook live and recount the weeks watching habits. ENJOY FUCKERS!

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Sunday, August 20, 2017

EPISODE 238


     
     We return and we bring with us Moe Porne of NO BUDGET NIGHTMARES PODCAST to cover a movie that truly has to be seen to be believed (just ignore the outright racism) in THE DARK POWER. Tim covers Julian Sands signature flick WARLOCK.  And finally Kyle covers the underrated quasi comic book flick CONSTANTINE.  Also we talk about Stephen King's THE DARK TOWER, Answer your questions and more.

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EPISODE 237


     
      We are BACK!  And this week Tim Gross has found another Ron Pearlman Vs. animals flick in KILLER RATS.  Then Kyle picks a flick that is a weird skewered quasi retelling of Night Of The Living Dead from Spain in THE PEOPLE WHO OWN THE DARK.  Also we answer your questions and recap the week that has past.


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Friday, August 4, 2017

EPISODE 236


     This week we may make enemies of the fans as we take on 2 of the most decisive entries in 2 of the biggest horror franchises of all time.  But first we talk about a dumb movie about birds that go on the attack in BEAKS.  Then Kyle explains that by taking your franchise to space only makes it cooler and more fun as he covers JASON X.  Then Tim and Kyle go over in great detail how Tim's fascination of being able to inherit an aging Leatherface that dwells in your basement may be the best idea ever as we cover TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D.  Also we answer all your questions, and have a little facebook live chat nonsense.


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EPISODE 235


     We return! And we are bringing the king of the monsters with us as Kyle checks out the latest theatrical Godzilla flick Shin Godzilla.  Then Tim covers an independent Possession / heist / gore / monster flick straight outta South Africa in A HOUSE ON WILLOW STREET.  Also we answer all you questions.  Review this weeks watches, And take you to monster civics class.  #ROARRRRRRRR


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EPISODE 234


     This week we lost legendary filmmaker George A. Romero. So, we asked the fans of the show to writ in and tell us tales of the man and his movies... and they did.  Also, we have 2 anthologies.  The first is Kyle's pick for the best anthology ever in NIGHTMARES.  And lastly some shot on video oddity that Tim found that includes ex-pornstar Ginger Lynn as a ninja that is trapped in hell (you read that right) in SATAN'S STORYBOOK.  R.I.P. George


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Wednesday, July 12, 2017

EPISODE 233


    
 This week we invite good buddy Danno Klonowski back to the show. He brings with him an interesting HBO true crime documentary about mental health, murder, and internet nonsense in BEWARE THE SLENDERMAN. Then Tim asks "why are there so many people fucking in the woods?" in DON'T FUCK IN THE WOODS.  And last Kyle summons dragons.  And when you have dragons you gotta have Mad Dog McConhaughy in REIGN OF FIRE (just ignore the plot holes in this one folks)

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EPISODE 232


     We return to bring you a whole show devoted to a very sticky topic.  Linda Blair!  Love her, or hate her she did a lot of weirdo movies.  First she teams up with Flash Gordon (Sam Jones) to fight ninjas in SILENT ASSASSINS.  Then she fights off punks at her uncles house who happens to be a quasi Tom Savini type of guy in GROTESQUE.  Then when her slutty rich friend is kidnapped she rounds up a bootleg A-Team to go to central america to get her back.... And maybe also to find Richard Lynch laying a flute and hanging out with a monkey in NIGHT FORCE. All this and we answer your questions and talk a bunch of gibberish. Your dog would want you to listen.
  

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Tuesday, June 27, 2017

EPISODE 231


      This week our good friend T-Shirt Joe (maker of fine shirts that you can purchase at www.fastcustomshirts.com) returns and he brings to us OUTLAW FORCE... A movie that brings us one of our new favorite dudes DAVE HEBNER.  Also Kyle talks about a weirdo flick that is made of a patchwork of hot babes, short shorts, and a ton of other stuff that was used in other flicks (including The Evil Spawn).  And Tim talks good about Michael Pare and bad about the great Richard Farnsworth in SPACE RAGE. so Give Richard Farnsworth some love and download this show below.

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EPISODE 230


     We return!  and we are bring with us a mean spirited, down and dirty, nitty gritty, sleazefest of a slasher flick in NIGHTMARES IN A DAMAGED BRAIN.  And One of the very best of the B-tier slasher flicks in MADMAN.  Also we do the normal rounds of quality, grade A movie talk and random bullshitting.  So, listen to this zero awards winning podcast or else Madman Marz will.... i don't know, do something probably pretty awful.

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Monday, June 26, 2017

EPISODE 229


     This week we got deals with the devil in the deep south in Angelheart, An awesome flick that answers the question of "I wonder what would happen if genetically altered baboons decided to pick a fight with Hellboy in PRIMAL RAGE.  And a goofy race flick that has almost EVERYONE that has ever worked as an actor in the history of the world in CANNONBALL RUN 2. Also we answer your questions over facebook live. and recount what we watched over the past week.  So, download this episode below and you too could have a mustache as grand as Burt Reynolds. 

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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

EPISODE 228


     
     This week we talk about one of Kyle's favorite actors Crispin Glover in one of the best remakes this side of The Thing in WILLARD.  Then Tim picks an early entry in the slasher genre that neither of us have ever seen in THE DORM THAT DRIPPED BLOOD.  we answer questions, join facebook live, and whatnot... so, listen or rats will eat your flesh

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EPISODE 227


     This week we discuss two new flicks.  One of which is one of the worst pieces of trash we've picked for the show.  The first being a movie that promises you a sasquatch but doesn't deliver a sasquatch in SCREAMS OF A WINTERS NIGHT.  And the second we venture out to the theater to check out ALINE: COVENANT.  Also Baseball chat (because that's exciting)  Kyle tells the story of the time he shit his pants, what we've been watching, news, and SKEXIES....


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EPISODE 226


     This week we welcome our good buddy JON CROSS back to the show to talk about Eric Roberts (and his mullet) in the awesome, and no so talked about, Larry Cohen joint THE AMBULANCE.  Then Kyle picks an action flick that has the best cast of B list dudes in NO ESCAPE (an action flick that Jon has never seen to our surprise) And finally we discuss a flick that was a staple on USA up all night in CHOPPER CHICKS IN ZOMBIE TOWN.  Also, We answer all your questions, talk about Horror Realm memories, and have a general, all around good ass time.  

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EPISODE 225



     This week we review the biggest movie of the summer in GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Vol. 2.  And Kyle talks about the finest example of truckersploitation in CONVOY.  Then Tim talks about a film with one of his favorite guys of all time in it Mr. Donald Gibb in JOCKS.  Also, we answer your questions that come through Facebook live. and a ton of other nonsensical bullshit.  So please check it out.  Do it for Rubber Duck!

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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

EPISODE 224


    
 We return to talk about a weirdo space vampire / quasi porno / B movie titty flick in EVILS OF THE NIGHT that has just been released by Vinegar Syndrome, And we review a flick that Kyle believes is better than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in Tobe Hooper's THE FUNHOUSE.  

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EPISODE 223


    This week we are talking about some made for T.V. flick from the late 70's in WHERE HAVE ALL THE PEOPLE GONE.  And Kyle return to his favorite region for sleazy flicks of Australia for some quasi rape revenge in FAIR GAME.  Also, we answer your questions and talk about the upcoming slate of summer movies.


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Thursday, April 27, 2017

EPISODE 222


     
This week Kyle and Tim called in a favor to one of the charter members of the Spookies fan club to come on and hang out.  PARKER BOWMAN of the JUNK FOOD DINNER & POOL PARTY RADIO joins us to talk about Full Moon Entertainment's SEEDPEOPLE.  Kyle finds quite the hidden gem in the newly released I DON"T FEEL AT HOME IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE on netflix,  And Tim talks about a rockabilly/kung fu/post apocalyptic indy flick in SIX STRING SAMAURI.  Also, we chat about east coast vs. west coast pizza wars,  And battle lines are drawn as Parker does the unthinkable and besmirches the good names of Donald Pleasence and podcast favorite Prince of Darkness.  So enjoy your day with a new show

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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

EPISODE 221



     This week Kyle and Tim start the bullshit early by recalling all the foreign objects that Tim has brought to E.C.W. house shows.  Kyle sees Get Out, Secretly gay disney cartoons that all the uppity soccer moms have forgotten about. And Kyle tells the story of the time he was in 6th grade and knocked the eye out of a kid with a rock.  Also, we talk about what happens when Marvel Superheroes get old and pissed off in LOGAN. And sharks get possessed by satan and bad CGI in SHARK EXORCIST. 

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EPISODE 220


     
     This week Kyle and Tim return to talk about Kyle watching the T.V. show Taboo.  Tim needs your votes to win an award. What we consider the greatest movie our our generation.  Convention stuff, and how to survive one.  And Kyle pitches a movie where Dolph Lundgren destroys an evil corporation. Trailers, movie reviews, and a ton more bullshit.

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Thursday, March 30, 2017

EPISODE 219


     Well, we are back to numbering our episodes because I'm not a smart man and numbers confuse me. But never the less we return to talk about Monkeys, Apes, and Bikers.  First Kyle ventures back out into society to see KONG: SKULL ISLAND. And we cover one of the funnest, wacky, most insane and self indulgent flicks we have ever been privy to in THE MAD FOXES.  Also, we talk about the slate of upcoming big summer movies, the worst things we have ever done in our lives, and answer your questions.  So enjoy all the full frontal male nudity you can handle in this weeks show.


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Saturday, March 18, 2017

EPISODE 8 A.T.

    
    This week Kyle ventures back out to the theater to see a movie that no one seems to be talking about in A CURE FOR WELLNESS. And Tim  brings out a video store favorite that Kyle has never seen in NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE.  Also we talk all the normal things.  What we've been watching... and son... and so forth.  WE GOT STAMOS, GENE SIMMONS IN DRAG... AND EELS..... SO MANY EELS.....


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Sunday, March 12, 2017

EPISODE 7 A.T.

     
This week we return through the death of Tim's computer to bring you a new episode chocked full of bullshit and nonsense.  Kyle returns to the theater to see Keanu Reeves shoot everyone in the head in JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2,  A sequel that Kyle never even knew existed in HOUSE 4, and what happened when the apocalypse happens and you combine 37 different guns into one gun in a Roger Corman joint EQUILIZER 2000.  Plus a lot of other crap I've forgotten about.

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