Friday, September 15, 2017

EPISODE 243


     This week Kyle finds an amazing Italian movie that he deems to be just as good as his beloved SPOOKIES in GRAVEYARD DISTURBANCE.  Will Tim agree.  or will it cause a rift in time and space forcing us to shut down the show in order to save the fabric of the universe from being torn asunder.  Probably not. But the flick is that damn awesome (despite what Tim might think)  Also, Tim talks about a Lance Hendricksen flick called IN THE SPIDERS WEB.  So listen to this show and learn the many ways in which to destroy the grim reaper, cause apparently he's a giant pussy.


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Monday, September 4, 2017

EPISODE 242


     This week we have our annual GAME OF THRONES: SEASON & RECAP show.  Wit the usual guest T-SHIRT JOE.  And also MOE PORNE from the NO BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast.  We have our thoughts on the fate of the iron throne,  who dies... who should have dies... and how we think all this mess is gonna end up.  So enjoy the show because "The night is long and full of terrors".


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EPISODE 241


     

on this episode we travel to 1987 (because it was the best year for movies of all time) to talk about 2 absolute staples of the genre.  First we got HELLO MARY LOU:  PROM NIGHT 2.  The we check in on David Bowie's zombie and his possessed television set in THE VIDEO DEAD.  Also,  we have witty banter with our questions from our fans and talk about all the movies we watched in the weeks past.

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EPISODE 240


     This wee Tim and Kyle return to talk about a Fred Olen Ray joint in THE EVIL SPAWN.  And we got a well loved flick from the best year for movie ever 1987 in THE HIDDEN.  Also we have the usual nonsense of question answering and recounting of the weeks film watching activities.  I assure you it's great.


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EPISODE 239


     This week we check in on two dudes from the old times.  First we have Vincent Price in HOUSE OF WAX in 3D.  The we cover FRANKIE AVALON in HAUNTED HOUSE OF HORRORS. Also we answer all your questions over Facebook live and recount the weeks watching habits. ENJOY FUCKERS!

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Sunday, August 20, 2017

EPISODE 238


     
     We return and we bring with us Moe Porne of NO BUDGET NIGHTMARES PODCAST to cover a movie that truly has to be seen to be believed (just ignore the outright racism) in THE DARK POWER. Tim covers Julian Sands signature flick WARLOCK.  And finally Kyle covers the underrated quasi comic book flick CONSTANTINE.  Also we talk about Stephen King's THE DARK TOWER, Answer your questions and more.

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EPISODE 237


     
      We are BACK!  And this week Tim Gross has found another Ron Pearlman Vs. animals flick in KILLER RATS.  Then Kyle picks a flick that is a weird skewered quasi retelling of Night Of The Living Dead from Spain in THE PEOPLE WHO OWN THE DARK.  Also we answer your questions and recap the week that has past.


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Friday, August 4, 2017

EPISODE 236


     This week we may make enemies of the fans as we take on 2 of the most decisive entries in 2 of the biggest horror franchises of all time.  But first we talk about a dumb movie about birds that go on the attack in BEAKS.  Then Kyle explains that by taking your franchise to space only makes it cooler and more fun as he covers JASON X.  Then Tim and Kyle go over in great detail how Tim's fascination of being able to inherit an aging Leatherface that dwells in your basement may be the best idea ever as we cover TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D.  Also we answer all your questions, and have a little facebook live chat nonsense.


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EPISODE 235


     We return! And we are bringing the king of the monsters with us as Kyle checks out the latest theatrical Godzilla flick Shin Godzilla.  Then Tim covers an independent Possession / heist / gore / monster flick straight outta South Africa in A HOUSE ON WILLOW STREET.  Also we answer all you questions.  Review this weeks watches, And take you to monster civics class.  #ROARRRRRRRR


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EPISODE 234


     This week we lost legendary filmmaker George A. Romero. So, we asked the fans of the show to writ in and tell us tales of the man and his movies... and they did.  Also, we have 2 anthologies.  The first is Kyle's pick for the best anthology ever in NIGHTMARES.  And lastly some shot on video oddity that Tim found that includes ex-pornstar Ginger Lynn as a ninja that is trapped in hell (you read that right) in SATAN'S STORYBOOK.  R.I.P. George


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Wednesday, July 12, 2017

EPISODE 233


    
 This week we invite good buddy Danno Klonowski back to the show. He brings with him an interesting HBO true crime documentary about mental health, murder, and internet nonsense in BEWARE THE SLENDERMAN. Then Tim asks "why are there so many people fucking in the woods?" in DON'T FUCK IN THE WOODS.  And last Kyle summons dragons.  And when you have dragons you gotta have Mad Dog McConhaughy in REIGN OF FIRE (just ignore the plot holes in this one folks)

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EPISODE 232


     We return to bring you a whole show devoted to a very sticky topic.  Linda Blair!  Love her, or hate her she did a lot of weirdo movies.  First she teams up with Flash Gordon (Sam Jones) to fight ninjas in SILENT ASSASSINS.  Then she fights off punks at her uncles house who happens to be a quasi Tom Savini type of guy in GROTESQUE.  Then when her slutty rich friend is kidnapped she rounds up a bootleg A-Team to go to central america to get her back.... And maybe also to find Richard Lynch laying a flute and hanging out with a monkey in NIGHT FORCE. All this and we answer your questions and talk a bunch of gibberish. Your dog would want you to listen.
  

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Tuesday, June 27, 2017

EPISODE 231


      This week our good friend T-Shirt Joe (maker of fine shirts that you can purchase at www.fastcustomshirts.com) returns and he brings to us OUTLAW FORCE... A movie that brings us one of our new favorite dudes DAVE HEBNER.  Also Kyle talks about a weirdo flick that is made of a patchwork of hot babes, short shorts, and a ton of other stuff that was used in other flicks (including The Evil Spawn).  And Tim talks good about Michael Pare and bad about the great Richard Farnsworth in SPACE RAGE. so Give Richard Farnsworth some love and download this show below.

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EPISODE 230


     We return!  and we are bring with us a mean spirited, down and dirty, nitty gritty, sleazefest of a slasher flick in NIGHTMARES IN A DAMAGED BRAIN.  And One of the very best of the B-tier slasher flicks in MADMAN.  Also we do the normal rounds of quality, grade A movie talk and random bullshitting.  So, listen to this zero awards winning podcast or else Madman Marz will.... i don't know, do something probably pretty awful.

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Monday, June 26, 2017

EPISODE 229


     This week we got deals with the devil in the deep south in Angelheart, An awesome flick that answers the question of "I wonder what would happen if genetically altered baboons decided to pick a fight with Hellboy in PRIMAL RAGE.  And a goofy race flick that has almost EVERYONE that has ever worked as an actor in the history of the world in CANNONBALL RUN 2. Also we answer your questions over facebook live. and recount what we watched over the past week.  So, download this episode below and you too could have a mustache as grand as Burt Reynolds. 

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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

EPISODE 228


     
     This week we talk about one of Kyle's favorite actors Crispin Glover in one of the best remakes this side of The Thing in WILLARD.  Then Tim picks an early entry in the slasher genre that neither of us have ever seen in THE DORM THAT DRIPPED BLOOD.  we answer questions, join facebook live, and whatnot... so, listen or rats will eat your flesh

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EPISODE 227


     This week we discuss two new flicks.  One of which is one of the worst pieces of trash we've picked for the show.  The first being a movie that promises you a sasquatch but doesn't deliver a sasquatch in SCREAMS OF A WINTERS NIGHT.  And the second we venture out to the theater to check out ALINE: COVENANT.  Also Baseball chat (because that's exciting)  Kyle tells the story of the time he shit his pants, what we've been watching, news, and SKEXIES....


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EPISODE 226


     This week we welcome our good buddy JON CROSS back to the show to talk about Eric Roberts (and his mullet) in the awesome, and no so talked about, Larry Cohen joint THE AMBULANCE.  Then Kyle picks an action flick that has the best cast of B list dudes in NO ESCAPE (an action flick that Jon has never seen to our surprise) And finally we discuss a flick that was a staple on USA up all night in CHOPPER CHICKS IN ZOMBIE TOWN.  Also, We answer all your questions, talk about Horror Realm memories, and have a general, all around good ass time.  

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EPISODE 225



     This week we review the biggest movie of the summer in GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Vol. 2.  And Kyle talks about the finest example of truckersploitation in CONVOY.  Then Tim talks about a film with one of his favorite guys of all time in it Mr. Donald Gibb in JOCKS.  Also, we answer your questions that come through Facebook live. and a ton of other nonsensical bullshit.  So please check it out.  Do it for Rubber Duck!

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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

EPISODE 224


    
 We return to talk about a weirdo space vampire / quasi porno / B movie titty flick in EVILS OF THE NIGHT that has just been released by Vinegar Syndrome, And we review a flick that Kyle believes is better than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in Tobe Hooper's THE FUNHOUSE.  

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EPISODE 223


    This week we are talking about some made for T.V. flick from the late 70's in WHERE HAVE ALL THE PEOPLE GONE.  And Kyle return to his favorite region for sleazy flicks of Australia for some quasi rape revenge in FAIR GAME.  Also, we answer your questions and talk about the upcoming slate of summer movies.


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Thursday, April 27, 2017

EPISODE 222


     
This week Kyle and Tim called in a favor to one of the charter members of the Spookies fan club to come on and hang out.  PARKER BOWMAN of the JUNK FOOD DINNER & POOL PARTY RADIO joins us to talk about Full Moon Entertainment's SEEDPEOPLE.  Kyle finds quite the hidden gem in the newly released I DON"T FEEL AT HOME IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE on netflix,  And Tim talks about a rockabilly/kung fu/post apocalyptic indy flick in SIX STRING SAMAURI.  Also, we chat about east coast vs. west coast pizza wars,  And battle lines are drawn as Parker does the unthinkable and besmirches the good names of Donald Pleasence and podcast favorite Prince of Darkness.  So enjoy your day with a new show

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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

EPISODE 221



     This week Kyle and Tim start the bullshit early by recalling all the foreign objects that Tim has brought to E.C.W. house shows.  Kyle sees Get Out, Secretly gay disney cartoons that all the uppity soccer moms have forgotten about. And Kyle tells the story of the time he was in 6th grade and knocked the eye out of a kid with a rock.  Also, we talk about what happens when Marvel Superheroes get old and pissed off in LOGAN. And sharks get possessed by satan and bad CGI in SHARK EXORCIST. 

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EPISODE 220


     
     This week Kyle and Tim return to talk about Kyle watching the T.V. show Taboo.  Tim needs your votes to win an award. What we consider the greatest movie our our generation.  Convention stuff, and how to survive one.  And Kyle pitches a movie where Dolph Lundgren destroys an evil corporation. Trailers, movie reviews, and a ton more bullshit.

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Thursday, March 30, 2017

EPISODE 219


     Well, we are back to numbering our episodes because I'm not a smart man and numbers confuse me. But never the less we return to talk about Monkeys, Apes, and Bikers.  First Kyle ventures back out into society to see KONG: SKULL ISLAND. And we cover one of the funnest, wacky, most insane and self indulgent flicks we have ever been privy to in THE MAD FOXES.  Also, we talk about the slate of upcoming big summer movies, the worst things we have ever done in our lives, and answer your questions.  So enjoy all the full frontal male nudity you can handle in this weeks show.


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Saturday, March 18, 2017

EPISODE 8 A.T.

    
    This week Kyle ventures back out to the theater to see a movie that no one seems to be talking about in A CURE FOR WELLNESS. And Tim  brings out a video store favorite that Kyle has never seen in NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE.  Also we talk all the normal things.  What we've been watching... and son... and so forth.  WE GOT STAMOS, GENE SIMMONS IN DRAG... AND EELS..... SO MANY EELS.....


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Sunday, March 12, 2017

EPISODE 7 A.T.

     
This week we return through the death of Tim's computer to bring you a new episode chocked full of bullshit and nonsense.  Kyle returns to the theater to see Keanu Reeves shoot everyone in the head in JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2,  A sequel that Kyle never even knew existed in HOUSE 4, and what happened when the apocalypse happens and you combine 37 different guns into one gun in a Roger Corman joint EQUILIZER 2000.  Plus a lot of other crap I've forgotten about.

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EPISODE 6 A.T.

     
     This week Kyle travels to the theater to see a Ben Afleck directed bomb... or is it in LIVE BY NIGHT.  And we have the return of one of our favorite B movie action dude Tony Anthony in the 3D western COMIN' AT YA.  We also have a glorious bat attack, Football talk that alienates everyone, conspiracy theories, movies that no one ever asked for, what we have been watching, listener questions, and other bullshit.  

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

EPISODE 5 A.T.


    
         "This town has a doctor and his name is Rendell.
      Stay away from his house cause he's the doctor from hell"

This week Tim and Kyle has to appease the ghost of Corey Haim because he ate the last podcast.  So... we do a commentary track that has NOTHING to do with Corey Haim.  So enjoy!  And HAIL DRAKE!@!!

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Tuesday, February 7, 2017

EPISODE #3 A.T.

     As is tradition for the last 5 years we round out the end of the year by inviting our good friend T-Shirt Joe back on the show to give you a comprehensive list of the top 30 flicks, honorable mentions, and worst movies we saw in the year 2016.  so get out your pen and paper and take notes.  Or don't.  


Sunday, January 22, 2017

EPISODE #2 A.T.



This week we return to discuss our personal opinions on such topics as best exploitation flick, movie you would get into a fist fight about, best gore flick, and so on.... and so forth.  the topics are various and out of the ordinary.  but what more would you expect.  Also we get into recent watches. And we answer all of your questions on our quasi re-introduction podcast. 

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Sunday, December 11, 2016

EPISODE #1 A.T.


     We've re-branded folks!  This week after Trump stunned the world we have decided to mark the occasion by re-branding the show... hence the A.T. moniker (after Trump) to mark the begenning of the end of days.  And so to further celebrate the oncoming apocalypse we have invited the patron saint of race relations T-Shirt Joe back onto the show and he is bringing a post apocalyptic flick called DEATH RUN with him.  Tim is also talking about the best slasher featuring a former president in THE TRIPPER, and Kyle is covering the weirdest, sickest, oddest flick to have dropped in 2016 in THE GREASY STRANGLER.  All this and News, topical discussions, and disco dancin' so listen up.  big Ronnie would want you to.


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Thursday, December 8, 2016

EPISODE 211


This week we got Reggie Bannister's bad ass bald head, Clint Howard and his pre bad ass bald head, and Lizard people invading Earth to beat up The Beastmaster adn Scary German Guy.   Also we got questions and a bunch of reviews too.  so listen to our show and HAIL ESTEBAN!

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Sunday, November 27, 2016

EPISODE 210


      
This week betweek a week of golf cart nonsense that has been unleashed upon Kyle's head we managed to record a show.  Frist Tim Gross talks about SHARKNADO4 and 2lava2lanutla because...... well, because Tim Gross, that's whay.  And Kyle covers a memorable VHS box from the old days of the video shops in 1979's THE EVIL in which COLONEL TRAUTMAN finds out that Satan lives underneath the haunted house he just bought.  Along the way we talk about zombie pit fighting, Terry Bradshaw, Bizarre deaths, new DVD business strategies designed to screw you over, and the failure that was The Suicide Squad.  All that and more so download it.  Rambo would want you to.

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